Well, that left only the lawyer to make the change. The Hindu holy man replied, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurred. His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal." He replied, "I am grateful to you, good sir, but I can't sleep in the barn. Moments later a knock was heard at the door the farmer opened the door. The farmer said, "There might be a problem you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening in their memory." With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.
Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the bloody dishes." Chad remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.Īll of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her in every position right there on the dinner table. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and makes love to her right there, in front of her parents. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.Īs dinner progresses, Chad decides to take advantage of the situation and leans over and kisses Sandra. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. It protects it from the rain." Saying so, he hands Chad a jar of Vaseline. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a "for sale" sign on it.
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